The Baldwin Pointer: A Timeless Coat for Blustery Days and Dapper Escapades.
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Charcoal Puppytooth Overcoat: Slim Fit Sophistication. Embrace the Classic.
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Heath Mac: A Taste of Heaven, A Crumb of Delight.
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Henderson's Masterpiece: A Truly Magnificent Mac That's Absolutely Sensational Mate
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The Manzotti Trench Coat
Murray's Masterpiece Trench: Timeless Style for the Modern Gentleman, Ready for Anything, Rain or Shine!
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Blue Seymour: The Perfect Overcoat for Dapper Blokes.
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Spencer's Signature: The Timeless Trench, Effortlessly Chic and Ready for Anything.
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Wellesley's Weather Warrior: Your British Coat of Arms.
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Winston's Weather Warrior: A Classic British Mac for Rain or Shine
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