Teddington Navy Birdseye: Your Slim Fit Ticket to Sharp Style.
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Blue Textured Weave Jacket: Yellowwood's Slim Fit, a Touch of Class, Absolutely Cracking!
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Windsor Wool Blend: The Perfect Slim Fit Jacket for Any Occasion!
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Williams: The Puppytooth King. Italian Luxury. Slim Fit. Simply irresistible.
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