Francis Slim Trousers: Effortless Elegance, Undeniable Style. Suit Up, Bloke!
Right then, guv'nor, fancy a bit of a gander at this marvellous… thing? Honestly, I've seen things, right, proper tat and all, but this… this is different. It's got that certain something, you know? A bit of class, a touch of whimsy, a whisper of utter brilliance. Could be a paperweight, could be a portal to another dimension, could just be a ridiculously good conversation starter. Honestly, I haven't got a clue, but I want it, and you should too. It's practically screaming to be on your mantelpiece, or wherever you keep your treasures. Don't be a mug, snap it up before someone else does. You won't regret it, I promise you, or my name isn't… well, it is, but you get the idea.
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