A Sleek Black Brolly: Rain or Shine, Automatic Style.
Right then, fancy a bit of a whirl Would you believe this ain't just your run-of-the-mill thingummy It's a proper little marvel, a treasure to behold A bit of a giggle, a touch of the extraordinary It'll make you the bee's knees, guv'nor, the dog's danglies Think of it as a slice of sunshine, a pocketful of magic, ready to brighten your day Get yourself one, you won't regret it, I swear on me nan's knickers.
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